Men's Rights Memes Episode 10: More Straw Than a Scarecrow

Hello and welcome to episode ten of Men's Rights Memes, the show where I introduce MRAs to the real world, as opposed to the paranoid delusions they've concocted for themselves out of red bull and cum-stained socks. Without further ado, here's this episode's offending image.

Wow, somebody's got an active imagination. If he turned his talents to writing, he'd fit right in with John C. Wright and the rest of the Sad Puppies.

This goes back to the long-held MRA talking-point that there's some secret organization of powerful females that run the world, and their only goal is to take power away from men. Apparently, this guy got hold of their clandestine agenda, and now he's releasing it to the world. What a hero! He's exactly like Edward Snowden! He's blown the lid off this whole crazy conspiracy!

Except, wait, no he fucking hasn't, because no such cabal actually exists. Let me prove that to you right now.

Here's the Supreme Court of the United States:

Notice how there are only two women currently sitting. That hardly screams massive conspiracy to me. But maybe the MRAS have a different definition. Let's keep going. Surely we'll uncover some evidence soon!

Let's look at the current roster of GOP congressmen. I have a picture of them right here, and somehow I doubt that it proves the MRAs point.

Nope, nope. I was right. There's only one lady in that picture. Damn. This really isn't going well for the MRAs, is it?

Well, maybe if we look even higher up, the trend will change. How about we examine the highest available office in the United States. If there were actually a secret female Illuminati controlling everything, every US President would be female, right?

See, no. They're all dudes, mostly white dues. It's almost as if women are an oppressed class, kept out of power, whether consciously or not, by the male ruling class. But even if that isn't the case, and everything is just a construct of the choices made by women, my point still stands. There is no anti-male conspiracy, or feminist infiltration of the government. Shocking, right?